An incredible-looking guy sits down next to you and smiles.
He smells amazing – a mixture of fresh hay, simmering coffee and lust.
He says “Good morning”, and his voice sounds like hoarse, chocolate-coated angels.
He clears his throat, nervous. He shifts in his seat. He looks into your eyes, searching for something.
Then he says “Would you like to come to a bible study class this week? I’d like to tell you all about Jesus”.
Well, this week’s episode of New Zealand’s Next Top Model was a recap episode.
DISAPPOINTING.
Two can play at that game, Foxtill. You want a recap? Here’s your recap, butches.
Colin Hyphenated-Surname, you complete me. I’ll see you next week.
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4 comments:
HILARIOUS!!!!!! maybe if you saw Jesus and corrupted that youth it might not have been a recap?
seriously, WTF!!!
Now that I finally see the full extent of the follicular travesty that is Colin, I have two things to say:
1. JESUS!
2. If he had worn a cap (not just a re-cap), then none of this would have happened.
my eyes are bleeding
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