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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Shebangabang's Next Top Model #7

You’re on a bus on your way to work.

An incredible-looking guy sits down next to you and smiles.

He smells amazing – a mixture of fresh hay, simmering coffee and lust.

He says “Good morning”, and his voice sounds like hoarse, chocolate-coated angels.

He clears his throat, nervous. He shifts in his seat. He looks into your eyes, searching for something.

Then he says “Would you like to come to a bible study class this week? I’d like to tell you all about Jesus”.

Well, this week’s episode of New Zealand’s Next Top Model was a recap episode.

Two can play at that game, Foxtill. You want a recap? Here’s your recap, butches.

Colin Hyphenated-Surname, you complete me. I’ll see you next week.



Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!! maybe if you saw Jesus and corrupted that youth it might not have been a recap?

Anonymous said...

seriously, WTF!!!

shellity said...

Now that I finally see the full extent of the follicular travesty that is Colin, I have two things to say:
2. If he had worn a cap (not just a re-cap), then none of this would have happened.

Anonymous said...

my eyes are bleeding