You’re on a bus on your way to work.
An incredible-looking guy sits down next to you and smiles.
He smells amazing – a mixture of fresh hay, simmering coffee and lust.
He says “Good morning”, and his voice sounds like hoarse, chocolate-coated angels.
He clears his throat, nervous. He shifts in his seat. He looks into your eyes, searching for something.
Then he says “Would you like to come to a bible study class this week? I’d like to tell you all about Jesus”.
Well, this week’s episode of New Zealand’s Next Top Model was a recap episode.
Two can play at that game, Foxtill. You want a recap? Here’s your recap, butches.
Colin Hyphenated-Surname, you complete me. I’ll see you next week.