Celebrity Limerick #2

There once was an heiress named Hilton;
Whose strange fame tabloid empires were built on;
But she drove a bit quick,
Now she's off to the Nick,
'Cause the judge passed a verdict of guilt on.

Celebrity Limerick #1

There was a young lady named Spears,
Who feared folk couldn't quite see her ears;
So she hacked at her hair
Until none was left there;
Now her children are left with her dumb skank ex-husband.