In this case, the word "bum" needs some inverted commas. That's not a torso, Alamela. That's just a wiggly line.
Reblacka told me that this is the fourth pose in her repertoire of four. I couldn't be more proud.
Black is so slimming, don't you think, Alyce?
Taken shortly after Leiden beat me in a beer-swilling competition. Arse? Yes. Class? You decide.
I bullied Demelza into this shot. Also, just because I'm contractually obliged to include it in this post, it doesn't mean I have to put it near the top.
A couple of arseholes.
I was going to dress as Caris for this photo, but I couldn't get the poodle to sit still.
This lady just wouldn't leave me alone until I'd agreed to be photographed with her.
And finally (although not technically a bum-shot), a reminder to Shiny Alex Perry that he should never leave his sunglasses lying around....