Email me

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Emails I May Never Send #18

Dear Madge,

Your husband is a rich film producer.
He's British.
With stubble.
He has Jason Statham's phone number.

You, by comparison, wear leotards and have man-hands.

Find a way to make it work, for feck's sake.

Like a virgin,


kiki said...

and then i read this in the news...

shellity said...

Dear Guy,

What the hell were you thinking, anyway?

Love with both barrels,