I wasn't having a very good morning.
It's cold, I couldn't motivate myself to go for a run, I'm swamped at work, and my Vegemite-to-toast ratio was off.
Then I popped online to read the news, because I'm all topically relevant and hyper-informed and stuff.
And, in this story, I found the hands-down winner of Sentence Of The Year:
"Ms Tankard Reist said it was hard to talk about art restoring dignity when another image in the magazine showed a woman being fellated by an octopus".
My morning is made.