On the upside, it's also the day for malnourished persons of questionable education to audition for Series Four of Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag!
Auditions are being held at Warringah Mall in Sydney's Northern Beaches – I was going to pop along to join the queue for the chance to get some surreptitious photographs of rain-drenched wanna-be modules and some choice quotes, but:
a) I'm busy at work;
b) I'm too old;
c) I'm a size 10-12, and therefore massively overweight;
d) I'm four centimetres too short; and
e) I can spell 'queue'.
Luckily, one of my spies has managed to send a photo of one of the girls in the queue:
Bitch.
2 comments:
Oh, that's just unnecessary, isn't it?
Can't wait for the new season to begin! Please be sure to also blog about Jordans Runway To LA that starts soon.................
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