Dear apples of my eye, sunshines of my lives, etc.
And you there, in the kilt.
The Australia's Next Top Westie Scrag recap will be a touch late tonight, but it's definitely on its way.
Patience is a virtue, friends! So is virginity, apparently. Who knew?
It'll be up before you can recite pi to four hundred and thirty-five decimal places.
I love youse (and your legs in that kilt).