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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Emails I May Never Send #20

Dear Lara Bingle,

That's my loofah.

Best,
Jo.

6 comments:

Rachael @Mogantosh said...

I did not think there was a fresh perspective on Binglegate, but, Jo, I forgot about you. Thank you for getting to the heart of the matter.(Right under the tit.)

Anonymous said...

Dear Lara Bingle,

Who are you and what purpose do you serve?

Love Me

kiki said...

Dear Michael Clark,

Dude, she slept with Brendan Fevola. Bitch must be totes trash-bag. Like eww.
But your tats bring you down to her level of trailer-ness.

Warm regards,

Anonymous said...

Perspective = A++

Enough with Bing-gate 'respected' news houses of Australia!

kiki said...

apparently some people died in Nigeria... I'm not certain though, it's too hard to not focus on all the photos of Bingles Boobs that are on the net (none of which were taken by Fevola)

President, Team Lara said...

Dear Jo,
I don't get it.
From President, Team Lara