Must Have Temper And Police Record.

Do YOU have what it takes to be a Westie Scrag?

The lengthy application form for Australia's Next Top Module this year includes the following questions:

· Have you ever been arrested?
· Have you ever had a restraining order issued against you?
· Describe your relationship with your father.
· How often do you get drunk?
· Are politics important to you?
· Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
· Have you been treated for any serious mental illnesses?
· Have you ever been diagnosed with alcoholism or drug-related addiction?
· Do you have a temper? What provokes you?
· When was the last time you hit, punched or kicked something in anger?
· If you could hold any political office, what would it be and why?
· What are you most ashamed of, either now or in your past?
· Have you ever been to a nude beach?

Now I seriously can't wait for the next series. It'll be just like watching Prisoner, but taller.

Bring it on, youse moles.