Mitchell Thornely Stocken

A lot of the time, I try to be a bit rock n' roll, and not subject to the same dribbly girly rubbish that affects others.

Bugger that, I say.

LOOOOOOOOK!!!!! It's my brand new nephew, Mitchell!
Little pink monkey!

I'm mushy, I'm gushy, and I'm girly as all hell. And loving it.

His mother Shelley and father Andrew are a bit chuffed with themselves, with good reason.