For those of you who don't know, Romper Room was a TV show for pre-school children which ran for years in a number of countries, presided over various sweet-natured, unmarried women, and featuring a different group of lucky, lucky children, chosen from the public, in each episode. These children played games, did whatever Simon Said, presented toys and stories for Show And Tell, and drank milk.
My twin sister and I were on Romper Room.
A certain part of our appearance did not make it to air.
It was the part in which I said, for all to hear, "Sometimes it stings when Mummy washes my front bottom".