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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Is It Just Me, Or... #3 Dylan Moran the only slovenly, paunchy, grey-skinned, chain-smoking, wine-guzzling intellectual snob in the whole world who can still be sexy as all get-out?

I'm sure he has bad breath, dandruff and bluish pockets of flesh in several unfortunate, downward-pointing clumps, but he's also got enough sarcasm to run a small munitions factory for several days. And DIMPLES.

I don't have to go out with Dylan Moran. Just someone exactly like him.

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