...is Dylan Moran the only slovenly, paunchy, grey-skinned, chain-smoking, wine-guzzling intellectual snob in the whole world who can still be sexy as all get-out?
I'm sure he has bad breath, dandruff and bluish pockets of flesh in several unfortunate, downward-pointing clumps, but he's also got enough sarcasm to run a small munitions factory for several days. And DIMPLES.
I don't have to go out with Dylan Moran. Just someone exactly like him.