(Dammit. I can never remember if you're more of a "what's the background story here" person or a "zombie garden gnome...

I've been crap, haven't I. Inconsistent blog updates with eons between them. I know. I know. And I'm sorry. Well, as sorry as...

(This is that bit where I express shock that you don't know what's going on here, but offer a link  for you to catch up. And this ot...

Everybody’s got a friend in a band. When you have a friend who’s in a band, you’re pretty much obliged to go to their gigs. When yo...

Update : Being fifteen different kinds of idiot, I posted a link to this blog on my facebook page. It didn't occur to me that Gemma the ...

So it's a rainy public holiday, and housemate Flex Chong and I are bored.  We've never even been to acting school.  When su...