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I had my first taste of summer on the weekend, and like Pete Doherty to a crackpipe, I want more. To hurry it up, I'm using the time-hon...

Dear Steve Irwin, Never smile at a crocodile. And for goodness' sake, mind that stingray. Adieu, Jo.

A lot of the time, I try to be a bit rock n' roll, and not subject to the same dribbly girly rubbish that affects others. Bugger that, I...

Dear Nigella, I like seeing you rip into a curly endive. I love watching you slop extra-virgin olive oil all over a vat full o' veg. I a...

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