It's been a long time between thingetties on this here bizzo.
Of course, with Twitter taking care of all my brief things (except my actual briefs, but that's only a matter of time, surely), and Australia's Next Top Model being on hiatus until next year (any aspiring contestants can look up the word 'hiatus' here) what am I going to write about?
THE COCK N' BALLS INITIATIVE IS WHAT.
See, my mate Russ has an unofficial Pictionary rule that whenever you draw a picture, it has to include a cock n' balls in it somewhere. It doesn't have to be good. It just has to be present. Like this, for example:
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| I call this one 'Baby Fish Mouth With Cock N' Balls' |
Less than a week ago, Shellity and I were flying on an aeroplane in the sky, when she decided it might be fun to draw the good ol' Cock N' Balls in the inflight magazine. That got us talking like grown-ups, and the Cock N' Balls Initiative was born.
Here are the instructions:
1. Whenever you find yourself in the presence of publicly-available magazines that other people have access to, like inflight magazines or waiting room magazines (NOT shops that sell magazines), draw a cock n' balls in it. Anywhere you'd feel fine completing a crossword or quiz in a magazine probably qualifies.
2. If possible, take a photo of it and post it to your Twitter account or Facebook doo-hickey (I forget what they're called).
3. Leave the magazine for others to find.
4. If you happen to FIND a cock n' balls drawing that someone else has left for you, you can feel that warm, fuzzy feeling that only being part of a secret international community can give you. And also take a photo and post it.
Here's a couple to get you started:
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QF431, Sydney to Melbourne, by Shellity. |
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| QF425, Melbourne to Sydney, by me. |
If we all work together, we can make the CnB Initiative a thing.
Who's in?
