Please Explain.

Well there you go.

Pauline Hanson didn't spend all her formative years purveying fish, chips, and xenophobic malapropisms.

She was also a back-up singer for the Eurythmics.

Huh.

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I'm A Fire Sign.

This Fire Exit sign, that appears all over my office building, confuses me:


I mean, I hate to get all pedantic on your sweet arses, but from careful observation of the shadows and light source, dude seems to be running into the room with the fire in it.

Unless, of course, he’s doing a rapid moonwalk or backwards Running Man out of the fire, in which case he TOTALLY DESERVES TO LIVE.

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