Okay, so my mates Sierra Fin have released an EP called Shake Stare Sleep.
There’s squillions of reasons why you should buy a copy, the most important of which are listed below:
Reason One: It’s Really Bloody Good.
If you like talent, music, and rocking with the intensity of a thousand suns, that is.
Reason Two: They’re Hot Bitches.
And they’ve all promised me that if you buy their EP, they’ll send you nude photographs of themselves.
Reason Three: There’s A Gigantic Stylised Penis On The Cover.
I’ve now dubbed it “The E-Penis”. Because I’m hilarious.
It’s even better when you’re flicking through the racks at your local, and they’ve stored it spine-upwards. Good Morning!
wow. A calligraphic script penis. Shame. I prefer my penises in Comic sans.
ReplyDeleteit would definately make me buy it as I love c&*$. Thanks for the heads up JoBlogs.
ReplyDeleteNat - as long as it's 36-point, man.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - Snap! I love c&*$ too! Nothing makes me want to use the top row of my keyboard like c&*$.
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ReplyDeleteI believe Frosty has agreed to send out nude pictures of himself with or without proof of purchase. *shiver*
ReplyDeleteI'll buy one at least half of them are single....
ReplyDeleteIf I buy a copy will they send me nude photos of you?
ReplyDeleteThey don't have nude photos of me yet.
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