Karl Stefanovic, for those who are unfamiliar, is a co-host of Today, a morning program that delivers news, sport, weather and hyperbole. He comes from a large family of news-men, his parents seemingly scattering their deep-voiced, hair-challenged spawn liberally around the globe.
Every now and then, Karl will deliver a journalistic pearl so full of insight, intelligence and sophistication that its resonant ripples stay with me all day, affecting my world view and critical stance at the deepest level.
This morning's example:
"Ooooooh. How good are beef burritos?"
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Gold.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Channel 9 did an extraordinary job hiding all those wires and circuitry boards. He is a Robot, right?
Affirmative.
ReplyDeleteOr 11010101101, as the kids say.
He's no Metal Mickey though...
ReplyDeleteactually Jo
ReplyDeletein plain Binary a simple 'I' would suffice in suggesting 'affirmative'
what you quote was a number that equals 1709
'0' for NO
i think karl is a tosser. but i can't help watching
ReplyDeleteomg theres a blog here about karl and i haven't read it??? something is wrong with this picture. i love karl. remember his totes amazing skating in 'celebrities dancing with stars skating on ice'?
ReplyDeletehe is kind of a God.
also
WHO IS THIS OTHER KIKI??
i dont like it.
Kiki, I assure you that you and Kiki are completely different.
ReplyDeleteBut... but now I'm kind of distracted by the phrase "I've got a pair of kikis".
Awesome.
We had Karl in NZ for a while. He was the height of intellectualism on the noooows.
ReplyDeleteHe was just so darn good that we decided to give him back.