There was a young lady named Spears, Who feared folk couldn't quite see her ears; So she hacked at her hair Until none was left there; Now her children are left with her dumb skank ex-husband.
There once was a dick called K-Fed Who was truly fucked in the head Cause he shacked up with Brit Thinking he could get a bit Of her fame but he was lousy in the sack and she dumped his ass.
There was a young blogger named Nick Who arrived late on the scene for this trick having seen the counter-limerick idea taken he found himself quite shaken and decided that he too would not bother with rhyming the last line and just go whereever poetic licence took him or you know just keep typing until he trailed off
Hilarious Jo! You really have a way with words!
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless. It's a nice change, innit?
ReplyDeleteMahaha hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThere once was a dick called K-Fed
Who was truly fucked in the head
Cause he shacked up with Brit
Thinking he could get a bit
Of her fame but he was lousy in the sack and she dumped his ass.
Goddamn, I love a counter-limerick.
ReplyDeleteNice one Jo!
ReplyDeleteThere was a young blogger named Nick
ReplyDeleteWho arrived late on the scene for this trick
having seen the counter-limerick idea taken
he found himself quite shaken
and decided that he too would not bother with rhyming the last line and just go whereever poetic licence took him or you know just keep typing until he trailed off
I did one on Victoria Beckham once called 'Stick Woman'. Can only remember the first and last verses:
ReplyDeleteStick woman, stick woman,
What do you eat?
One wafer thin biscuit,
Two times a week.
Stick woman, stick woman,
How do you breed?
It comes out of the gob
Wot I use to feed.