I know. I know. It's been a long time between thingetties on this here bizzo. Of course, with Twitter taking care of all my brief thi...

Okay, okay, so I received this particular moist and poetic come-on via email, not Myspace, but come on . That title is the best pun I’ve eve...

What? You’re still here? It’s over, you weirdos. Demelza won. Go home. Oh, for the love of camel nipples, ALRIGHT. FINE. Have your frikkin’...

Okay, first: a bit of housekeeping. At the beginning of this series, I hired an actuary to keep a tally of the number of times anyone on the...