Huh. While my attention was turned elsewhere, this blog turned four. In fact, I missed my blog's birthday by exactly a month. Proba...

Last year, a friend of mine (let’s call him Benny, because I’ve got an Elton John song in my head right now (which I kind of hate (but not a...

Dear Lara Bingle, That's my loofah. Best, Jo.

I've been a naughty, bad blogger. If I was a puppy, you'd have every right to rub my nose in it. I'm still spastically in love ...

On Saturday January 16th, auditions for Series 6 of Australia’s Next Top Model started at Westfield Parramatta. This was excruciatingly exc...

Okay, so this final recap of The Contender will be a little different to my previous efforts. And by that, I mean it will be unmitigated ru...

I can’t believe this is the last episode. Look at where we’ve been! (Oh. New Zealand. Exotic. I guess). Look at what we’ve worn! (But maybe ...