On Saturday January 16th, auditions for Series 6 of Australia’s Next Top Model started at Westfield Parramatta. This was excruciatingly exc...

Okay, so this final recap of The Contender will be a little different to my previous efforts. And by that, I mean it will be unmitigated ru...

I can’t believe this is the last episode. Look at where we’ve been! (Oh. New Zealand. Exotic. I guess). Look at what we’ve worn! (But maybe ...

Wow. Just.... wow. The first fight in this episode of The Contender was, in the words of The Trainer Who Talks Like He’s Drunk, “A rill bal...

Wait – what night of the week is this? There’s boxing. There’s people crying. There’s questionable fashion choices. There’s the word ‘conten...

When I was a kid, I had a goldfish – for argument’s sake, let’s call him Nade... wait - let’s call him Rosebud . I fed Rosebud every day, an...

Tonight’s episode of New Zealand’s Next Top Model is like a ride on a see-saw. See-saw goes up: someone falls on their arse. See-saw goes d...